and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he fucked my hip out of place.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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