bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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