Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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