allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
the liver wants what the liver wants
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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