You really coming over, don't trick.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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