Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dating After Heartbreak
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.