Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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