Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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