FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Dignity is for republicans.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My penis needs a shock collar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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