Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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