He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I will pee on everything he values.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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