I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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