do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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