i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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