doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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