So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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