i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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