so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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