we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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