I am in a vortex of obligation.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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