I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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