Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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