I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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