Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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