I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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