And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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