was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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