Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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