Im at strip club and am horny
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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