Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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