whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
foreskin is a definite game changer
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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