where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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