The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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