How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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