I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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