Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sorry about my life...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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