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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....

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(940): View more from Texas

Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.

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(574): View more from Indiana

almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night

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(585): View more from New York

You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??

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