I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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