just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This gyro tastes like lonliness
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
is that a dick in a sweater?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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