why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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