u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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