and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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