babies were throwing up all over the place
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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