Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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