shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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