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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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