We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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