Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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