do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Randomize