Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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