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(603): View more from New Hampshire

...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences

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(314): View more from Missouri

The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b

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(817): View more from Texas

God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.

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(510): View more from California

I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl

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(808): View more from Hawaii

well, you know. whores of a feather.

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