real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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