it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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